Coffee Subscriptions : Resistance is Futile.
It’s Saturday morning and you forgot to get coffee, or maybe you just didn’t feel like sitting in traffic and dealing with the crowds at the grocery store. Our Resistance is Futile (RiF) subscription program generates a stress-free, never ending supply of freshly-roasted coffee, shipped right to your door. You determine the interval, and make changes at any time by emailing email@example.com. All Assimilants get $1 off each lb, and weekly/bi-weekly subscribers get discounts on shipping.
Please note that subscriptions are not established until initial payment is completed. Get started with the form below, then look out for our email with further details.